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    showstealer

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  showstealer on Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:58 pm

    Those stats can't be right, the 5th strongest team and the 6th are the same team! Mad Mad
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    Dr Hellwig PhD

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Dr Hellwig PhD on Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:46 am

    Hector_Nicols_Accordian wrote:Some Stats

    Strongest teams

    1 - Leith Hibs

    2 - Wagon Wheels

    3 - Harchester

    4 - MTW United

    5 - Enid Blyton

    6 - ICF


    Team Values

    Wagon Wheels - 23.8 million econs

    Harchester - 20 million econs

    Leith Hibs - 14.1 million econs

    MTW United - 11.3 million econs

    Enid Blyton - 7.8 million econs

    Smash Smash - 6.4 million econs

    I assume that Smash Smash are 6th and that Blyton are 5th... however, I'd like to point out that four of my team chucked it in at the end of last season, all high stats, and as I've no money I can't replace any of the beggers. Doesn't really matter I suppose as I just stuffed the Man City of our league with my pauper team of weak players.
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    Hector_Nicols_Accordian

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Hector_Nicols_Accordian on Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:21 am

    Yeah, sorry, I made a mistake

    What a nitwit.
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    Shaun2J

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Shaun2J on Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:44 am

    Any more stats? Very Happy
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    showstealer

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  showstealer on Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:19 am

    Shaun2J wrote:Any more stats? Very Happy
    E.G. divison 1!

    I think the funk you hector will have be the winner of both. scratch
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    IOV

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  IOV on Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:32 am

    ShowStealer wrote:
    Shaun2J wrote:Any more stats? Very Happy
    E.G. divison 1!

    I think the funk you hector will have be the winner of both. scratch

    Dont over estimate my team Neutral
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    Hector_Nicols_Accordian

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Hector_Nicols_Accordian on Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:19 pm

    Division 1

    Strongest Teams

    The Funk You Hector

    FYAYS FC

    Men In Black

    Shibby

    BOD Utd

    Bongo Monkeymen


    Team Values

    Funk You Hector - 13.2 million econs

    FYAYS FC - 12.4 million econs

    Shibby FC - 9.3 million

    BOD Utd = 7.4 million

    Bongo Monkeymen - 7.2 million

    Men In Black = 5.8 million
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    showstealer

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  showstealer on Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:39 pm

    Told you. Razz

    It won't last though. whistle
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    showstealer

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    Post  showstealer on Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:39 am

    ShowStealer wrote:Told you. Razz

    It won't last though. whistle
    I think I've now overtaken you. cool v

    What's the rating of one which you mentioned in the press conference?
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    IOV

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  IOV on Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:31 am

    When you click on the team tab on the left hand side it gives you a skill rating, Im a 1 Mad
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    showstealer

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  showstealer on Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:01 am

    Can't find it. scratch
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    Shaun2J

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    Post  Shaun2J on Tue Sep 22, 2009 5:35 am

    Just click on team and it's staring right at you.

    Got 9 skill points. cool v
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    showstealer

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  showstealer on Tue Sep 22, 2009 6:11 am

    This is all that I've got. Sad


    [Won Mtank League Cup season 3]

    FYAYS FC
    [LLLDW]
    Manager: FYAYS
    Main sponsor
    Skill:
    Status: Active
    Last visit: Online
    From: Bromley
    England

    TeamID:
    Main sponsor:
    Home ground:
    League:
    Series:
    Fan club:
    Funds:
    Supporters: #667936
    Game
    Bandit Drive
    Smash Premiership
    Division 1
    FYAYSFCSC
    27 295 400 econ (cheat mode activated)
    0
    Strength

    Form
    Press releases
    Today at 09:34 Clment Augier
    2009-09-10 Relegated.
    2009-09-04 Oh Dear
    2009-08-03 Season 3 Mtank League cup winners.

    Latest Merits
    Was eliminated from The Groovico Cup in semi final season 3
    Finished 5 out of 6 in Smash Premiership season 3

    Best Merits
    League:
    Finished 5 out of 6 in Smash Premiership season 3
    Cup:
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    Shaun2J

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Shaun2J on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:40 am

    ShowStealer wrote:This is all that I've got. Sad


    [Won Mtank League Cup season 3]

    FYAYS FC
    [LLLDW]
    Manager: FYAYS
    Main sponsor
    Skill:
    Status: Active
    Last visit: Online
    From: Bromley
    England

    TeamID:
    Main sponsor:
    Home ground:
    League:
    Series:
    Fan club:
    Funds:
    Supporters: #667936
    Game
    Bandit Drive
    Smash Premiership
    Division 1
    FYAYSFCSC
    27 295 400 econ (cheat mode activated)
    0
    Strength

    Form
    Press releases
    Today at 09:34 Clment Augier
    2009-09-10 Relegated.
    2009-09-04 Oh Dear
    2009-08-03 Season 3 Mtank League cup winners.

    Latest Merits
    Was eliminated from The Groovico Cup in semi final season 3
    Finished 5 out of 6 in Smash Premiership season 3

    Best Merits
    League:
    Finished 5 out of 6 in Smash Premiership season 3
    Cup:

    Count the bars in the bold bit.
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    showstealer

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  showstealer on Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:33 am

    5. groucho shades
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    Big Dave

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Big Dave on Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:02 am

    2 Crying or Very sad
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    Big Dave

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Big Dave on Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:03 pm

    But did finally sign 2 players.
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    Dr Hellwig PhD

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Dr Hellwig PhD on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:29 am

    Erm? Cheat mode activated? What's this now?
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    The Ayatollah

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  The Ayatollah on Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:42 am

    9 Very Happy
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    Shaun2J

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Shaun2J on Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:06 am

    I finally beat Hibernian and there he goes and injures one of my players.

    Showstealer was right all along!
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    The Ayatollah

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  The Ayatollah on Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:14 am

    Shaun if you look at my tactics, I rarely ever bruise opponents, shit happens, I get players injured too...enjoy the win anyways...oh and to IOV....5-2 away from home....Hahahaha....5-2...you are shit Laughing


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    showstealer

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  showstealer on Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:16 am

    My 18 year old stiker scored 4 goals on his debut!

    And The Real JK captain my side to a 7-1 win.Surprised

    Suck on that Ayatollah you cheat! Mad
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    The Ayatollah

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    Post  The Ayatollah on Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:25 am

    Cheat, my arse Stealer, I rarely ever bruise oppenents, I think ive maybe only used it once EVER in 4 seasons, probably against Hector or IOV
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    Shaun2J

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Shaun2J on Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:20 pm

    My skill points are now at 10. Who betta than Shaun?
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    Big Dave

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Big Dave on Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:17 am

    Still undefeated in the premier league and 2 goals from my new striker.
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    showstealer

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    Post  showstealer on Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:19 am

    Shaun2J wrote:My skill points are now at 10. Who betta than Shaun?
    Big Dave
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    IOV

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  IOV on Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:56 pm

    The Ayatollah wrote:Shaun if you look at my tactics, I rarely ever bruise opponents, shit happens, I get players injured too...enjoy the win anyways...oh and to IOV....5-2 away from home....Hahahaha....5-2...you are shit Laughing

    So you admit to cheating against me and now you are calling me shit.............why would you need to cheat against a shit player? chin ponder

    Also you are a cunt, I pray your life ends soon pray
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    The Ayatollah

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    Post  The Ayatollah on Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:16 pm

    IF....and thats a big IF, it was you that I once (and only once) used the bruise tactic on, it wasnt cos I wanted to cheat to beat you, its because you get on my fucking tits with the Die Ayatollah Die shite. Its a bloody game get over it man!

    I'm no x11 god, when I lose I hold my hand up and say I fucked up,lost to better team on the day, picked wrong team or whatever. I dont blame injuries or any other shit. Why all this goddamn hate on me?? Both your whining and Stealer's bitching about me injuring players quite frankly is annoying the fuck out of me. To be honest, I dunno if I can be arsed staying in the league after this season Evil or Very Mad gettin bloody tired of being the bad guy around here.

    Do you see the other managers bitching guys?? Next time you feel the need to wish death upon me IOV, take a step back, take deep breaths, count to ten and remember...

    ITS ONLY A FUCKING GAME!
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    Big Dave

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    Re: xpert 11 thing

    Post  Big Dave on Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:43 pm

    I use the bruise tactic. Twisted Evil
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    showstealer

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    Post  showstealer on Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:32 am

    Big Dave wrote:I use the bruise tactic. Twisted Evil
    As does The Ayatollah. Mad Mad

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