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Inno
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    Post  showstealer Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:23 am

    wall


    *mumble mumble* useless cunts *mumble mumble*

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    Post  The Ayatollah Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:21 am

    Niiiiiice....I wont be empty handed this season, delighted with the cup final win on Sunday, especially as I had a player red-carded in extra time.

    My congrats to Hector on wrestling the title from me, you've deserved it this season mate, I've never really recovered from that awful start to the season where I was bottom after 4 games. Suffice to say I will be making one or 2 big signings in the close season
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    Post  showstealer Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:41 am

    If you didn't injury my star keeper I wouldn't been getting relegated tonight. Mad

    Tonight I'm getting revenge, my players have been ordered to tackle with the intention to kill. Twisted Evil

    Next season I'll go up as the Champion, Charlton style!
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    Post  showstealer Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:41 am

    I promised a injury and I delivered! Twisted Evil

    Good luck to Big Dave who replaces me, div 1 looks easy!
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    Post  Big Dave Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:31 pm

    Wait what?
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    Post  Big Dave Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:37 pm

    Sorry, I thought you were Enid Blayton FC!

    So I got promoted?! Is there an award for most improved manager?
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    Post  showstealer Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:57 am

    Big Dave wrote:Sorry, I thought you were Enid Blayton FC!

    So I got promoted?! Is there an award for most improved manager?
    No there isn't, and watch out for Leith Hibernian, they'll try and break your legs. Mad
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    Post  Dr Hellwig PhD Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:55 am

    ShowStealer wrote:Good luck to Big Dave who replaces me, div 1 looks easy!

    Much harder to win than the Premier League. Real talent in that division. Only the cream of the crop could hope to come out on top.

    Despite this, apparently my top achievement is still finishing 7th in the Premier league two years running... tell that to the fans who packed out the Kirridrome week after week.

    Need to rebuild the side for a renewed push on the Smash "Elite" this season. Get the funny feeling I could be the Smash equivalent of Wolves - yo-yoing up and down on an almost binannual basis...
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    Post  showstealer Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:02 am

    I think it's going to be tougher this year now that Inno is playing properly! Smile

    I'm still going to piss it though, I'll probably win another cup as well just to give the youngsters a bit of a run.
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    Post  Dr Hellwig PhD Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:41 am

    ShowStealer wrote:I think it's going to be tougher this year now that Inno is playing properly! Smile

    I'm still going to piss it though, I'll probably win another cup as well just to give the youngsters a bit of a run.

    Rooq was unlucky not to go up and IOV is an old hand at this now. As you say, Inno's actually playing now as well so it could be tighter than you think. I had a shakey period there (around the same part you cuffed me 5-0 funnily enough) so you'll need to keep the concentration up if you want to bounce back.
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    Post  Shaun2J Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:41 pm

    Sweatsock won't be playing anymore and BOD didn't even play this season.
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    Post  Hector_Nicols_Accordian Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:27 am

    Yeah, we could probably do with 2 new members.

    I could disband those 2 teams and go to a 10 team league or wait for another 2 people to become managers? Or we could continue as we are and basically whoever plays those teams get an easy match?


    What do people think?
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    Post  IOV Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:51 am

    I'll do whatever
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    Post  showstealer Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:08 am

    Keep it as it is and try and recruit 2 members during the season.
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    Post  Mr Torrie Wilson Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:58 am

    It would be good if we could get two new members. The relegation aspect makes things much more interesting if you're not challenging for the title.
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    Post  Shaun2J Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:40 am

    How was your change report?

    Both goalies went up to 8 for me, pretty much of a let down in the defence. Midfield and Strikers were not bad but not good.
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    Post  The Ayatollah Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:35 pm

    Both keepers went up to 7, 2 defenders up one, and one midfielder went up one. 5 visible increases in all, no noticable skill decreases...better change report than last time.

    And Ive never been a fan of the 2 divisions of 6 to be honest...not enough teams for 2 divisions. If we had 14 or 16 teams id be up for it, but with 10 teams its not worth it. One league of 10...18 game season and keep the cups, gives managers more time to give as many players 100% match experience and blood some youth players
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    Post  showstealer Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:01 am

    Keep the promotion and relegation. Ayatollah only wants a bigger league so that he can injure more players. Mad

    Personally I would like 3 tiers of 4 teams! Razz
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    Post  Rooq Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:17 am

    Not a bad first season!

    Just missed promotion on the last day of the season! sounds just like Ipswich a few years ago.

    Glad i didnt have a season like Ipswich now! coor dear.
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    Post  The Ayatollah Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:53 am

    Yawn.....youre like a broken record Stealer Mad

    Yet you still asked me for a freindly?? Are you sure you trust me not to injure anyone else Laughing
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    Post  showstealer Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:03 am

    The Ayatollah wrote:Yet you still asked me for a freindly?? Are you sure you trust me not to injure anyone else Laughing
    Holy shit monkeys, what have I done? Shocked

    Hopefully you'll do what I do for friendlies and set the tackling to the lowest setting. pray
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    Post  Big Dave Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:07 am

    I'm not worried about rough teams, when smash smash and leigh face each other it will be more like war then football!
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    Post  Hector_Nicols_Accordian Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:37 pm

    Going to aim to start this a week on Thursday, think we will just go with the same, having 2 leagues means more people have more to play for so I may just keep it as that. If anyone has strong objections then let me know. It also means the seasons are over and done with after 10 weeks rather than stretching on for 18.
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    Post  Hector_Nicols_Accordian Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:05 am

    Hmm, the games are on a Sunday now for some reason.

    New season starts tonight in that case.
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    Post  Dr Hellwig PhD Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:00 am

    Good to see Sweatsock's ghost team get a win over BOD's ghost team...
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    Post  Big Dave Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:11 pm

    I will accept 0-0 for the opening day of the season, but I am increasingly annoyed by the way I fail to sign very single player I bid on.
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    Post  Mr Torrie Wilson Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:28 pm

    Big Dave wrote:I will accept 0-0 for the opening day of the season, but I am increasingly annoyed by the way I fail to sign very single player I bid on.

    Bid higher then you cheap bastard.
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    Post  Big Dave Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:37 pm

    Mr Torrie Wilson wrote:
    Big Dave wrote:I will accept 0-0 for the opening day of the season, but I am increasingly annoyed by the way I fail to sign very single player I bid on.

    Bid higher then you cheap bastard.

    Fuck you, my team are poor country boys!
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    Post  Hector_Nicols_Accordian Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:38 pm

    Some Stats

    Strongest teams

    1 - Leith Hibs

    2 - Wagon Wheels

    3 - Harchester

    4 - MTW United

    5 - Enid Blyton

    6 - ICF


    Team Values

    Wagon Wheels - 23.8 million econs

    Harchester - 20 million econs

    Leith Hibs - 14.1 million econs

    MTW United - 11.3 million econs

    Enid Blyton - 7.8 million econs

    Smash Smash - 6.4 million econs
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    Post  The Ayatollah Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:20 pm

    Was worried MTW would nick a 93rd min goal Very Happy

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