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Certain death

Post  Guest on Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:04 am

A friend of mine forgot it was Valentines day yesterday and his girlfriend got really peeved. Given that he's a junior solicitor for a big city firm, in fact I think they're American, she wanted something big and expensive. She told him in no uncertain terms that by the end of yesterday she wanted a gift on the driveway that went from 0-200 in 2 seconds.

My friend is now sleeping on my couch... he bought her bathroom scales.

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Re: Certain death

Post  The Stig on Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:21 am

Good content, poor delivery.

5/10

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Re: Certain death

Post  Guest on Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:40 am

Crying or Very sad

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Re: Certain death

Post  ShowStealer on Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:47 am

The Stig wrote:Good content, poor delivery.

5/10

I would give a 6/10 myself but agree that there was too much woffle.


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