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    Xander

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    London lawyer vs Glasgow cop

    Post  Xander on Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:16 am

    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

    He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he
    has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
    Glasgow cops expense!!

    Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

    London Lawyer says, "What for?"

    Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and Registration, Please.

    London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence
    and registration, please!"

    London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give
    you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.."

    Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

    The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says,
    "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"
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    Shane McMahon

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    Re: London lawyer vs Glasgow cop

    Post  Shane McMahon on Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:20 am

    Cool story, bro.
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    showstealer

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    Re: London lawyer vs Glasgow cop

    Post  showstealer on Mon Nov 28, 2011 7:56 am

    Xander wrote:A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

    He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he
    has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
    Glasgow cops expense!!

    Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

    London Lawyer says, "What for?"

    Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and Registration, Please.

    London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte to come to complete stop, that's the law, Licence
    and registration, please!"

    London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give
    you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.."

    Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

    The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer and says,
    "Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"
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    Mr Torrie Wilson

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    Re: London lawyer vs Glasgow cop

    Post  Mr Torrie Wilson on Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:38 am

    Haha. No one from London would ever get out a car in Glasgow.

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