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    Nun of that

    Big Dave
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    Nun of that

    Post  Big Dave on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:43 am

    A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

    She asks him why he is staring.

    He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

    She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. when you've been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I could find offensive.'

    'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

    She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
    No.1 You have to be single and
    No.2 You must be Catholic.'

    The cab driver is very excited and says,
    'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

    'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
    The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would
    make a hooker blush.

    But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
    'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

    'Forgive ve but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
    I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

    The nun says, 'That's OK.
    My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party

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