Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

thefonz Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:25 pm

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Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

thefonz Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:25 pm

Thinking about it, I'm not much of an authority on really nasty jokes... let's get the ball rolling in here and everyone can display their arsenal. Hopefully we'll get a bit of momentum with it and some serious one-upping can occur...although thats wishful thinking maybe Wink

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

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Oh. I went there. Crying or Very sad

Sweatsock Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:31 pm

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Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

Sweatsock Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:31 pm

What's got 3 Legs and used to live on a farm?

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thefonz Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:59 pm

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thefonz Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:59 pm

What do you call three lepers in a hot tub?

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brother of destruction Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:57 pm

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brother of destruction Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:57 pm

What's 8 inches long, silver & lies at the bottom of your daughter's bed?

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Newcastle's Nativity Play is officially fucked.

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Did watching the Olympic Sprint final remind anyone else of a London nightclub?

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Watching the Olympics, I started wondering "is there anything the Chinese aren't good at?" then I remembered

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iamstevie Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:07 am

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Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

iamstevie Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:07 am

What's the best thing about shagging thirty-five year olds?

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Hello!

showstealer Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:26 am

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showstealer Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:26 am

Gary Glitter was caught buying a case of Bells Whisky

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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IOV Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:29 am

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Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

IOV Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:29 am

How do you make a small cock look bigger?

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KJ Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:33 pm

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Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

KJ Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:33 pm

The Foreign Office have updated their travel advice for those UK nationals travelling to Thailand. The Thai police are cracking down on what clothing can be worn on certain parts of your body.

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A blonde goes into a chemist and asks the man behind the counter for some anus deodarant. The Chemist looks puzzled and says "Sorry madam but there is no such thing."

The blonde insist there is saying "I've had it before and it was from this shop that I bought it." The Chemist continues to look confused and the blonde goes into her bag, saying she has an empty one so he can see.

She produces a stick of deodarant and says...