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    Certain death

    Post  Guest on Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:04 pm

    A friend of mine forgot it was Valentines day yesterday and his girlfriend got really peeved. Given that he's a junior solicitor for a big city firm, in fact I think they're American, she wanted something big and expensive. She told him in no uncertain terms that by the end of yesterday she wanted a gift on the driveway that went from 0-200 in 2 seconds.

    My friend is now sleeping on my couch... he bought her bathroom scales.
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    The Stig

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    Re: Certain death

    Post  The Stig on Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:21 pm

    Good content, poor delivery.

    5/10

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    Re: Certain death

    Post  Guest on Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:40 pm

    Crying or Very sad
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    showstealer

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    Re: Certain death

    Post  showstealer on Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:47 am

    The Stig wrote:Good content, poor delivery.

    5/10
    I would give a 6/10 myself but agree that there was too much woffle.

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