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    British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

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    Mtank325

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    British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  Mtank325 on Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:26 pm

    German Medic's Account Confirms Hitler Had Only One Testicle
    Wednesday, November 19, 2008


    An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one testicle.

    War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

    The priest’s document has now come to light –- 23 years after Jambor’s death.

    The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

    The lyrics are:

    "Hitler has only got one ball, Göring has two but very small, Himmler is somewhat sim'lar, But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

    Hitler has only got one ball, The other is on the kitchen wall, His mother, the dirty b——r, Chopped it off when he was small."

    Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic — the medical term for having one testicle.

    But the document tells how Jambor saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

    He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

    Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

    “For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

    “They called him the 'Screamer.' He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help.'

    “His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: ‘Will I be able to have children?'"

    Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

    Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

    No wonder why he was so angry.

    What's the blanked out curse word in the song starting with "B and ending with R?"
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    showstealer

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  showstealer on Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:35 pm

    In case there are any minors around...
    Spoiler:
    Bugger
    ssssh! Wink


    I thought it was Goebels who only one a single bollock?

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  Guest on Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:55 pm

    No:

    Hitler has only got one ball
    Goering has two but very small
    Himmler has something similar
    And Goebbels has no balls at all.
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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  'Dub on Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:56 pm

    The other is in the Albert Hall.
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    Big Dave

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  Big Dave on Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:33 am

    his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small.

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  Guest on Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:12 am

    Agh... everyone forgot the first bit!

    To the tune of "Land of Hope and Glory":

    Land of soap and water,
    Hitler's having a bath.
    Churchill's looking through the keyhole,
    Having a jolly good laugh

    Beeeeeecause.......
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    showstealer

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  showstealer on Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:32 am

    You need to get out more JK.

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  Guest on Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:36 am

    Have you read the newspapers recently? I'm happy where I am!
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    Shaun2J

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  Shaun2J on Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:00 am

    This is the version I "learnt"

    "Hitler, has only got one ball
    The other, is in the Albert Hall
    His mother, the dirty bugger
    Cut it off when he was small

    She threw it, in to a conker tree
    It fell down, in to the deep blue see
    The fishes, got out their dishes
    And had scallops, and bollocks, for tea"
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    Mr Torrie Wilson

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  Mr Torrie Wilson on Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:23 am

    Now come on lads, lay off Hitler. What did he ever do to anyone?
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    IOV

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    Re: British Ditty proven correct; Hitler, only one ball

    Post  IOV on Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:13 am

    Shaunj4 wrote:This is the version I "learnt"

    "Hitler, has only got one ball
    The other, is in the Albert Hall
    His mother, the dirty bugger
    Cut it off when he was small

    She threw it, in to a conker tree
    It fell down, in to the deep blue see
    The fishes, got out their dishes
    And had scallops, and bollocks, for tea"

    Is this what they played to fire you up before you ran from the trench's?

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