The Foreign Office have updated their travel advice for those UK nationals travelling to Thailand. The Thai police are cracking down on what clothing can be worn on certain parts of your body.
The news comes after Gary Glitter was sentenced to three years in jail for wearing a wee Thai round his cock.
A blonde goes into a chemist and asks the man behind the counter for some anus deodarant. The Chemist looks puzzled and says "Sorry madam but there is no such thing."
The blonde insist there is saying "I've had it before and it was from this shop that I bought it." The Chemist continues to look confused and the blonde goes into her bag, saying she has an empty one so he can see.
She produces a stick of deodarant and says...
"See?! Big letters - TO APPLY PUSH UP BOTTOM"