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    Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

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    thefonz

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    Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  thefonz on Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:25 pm

    Thinking about it, I'm not much of an authority on really nasty jokes... let's get the ball rolling in here and everyone can display their arsenal. Hopefully we'll get a bit of momentum with it and some serious one-upping can occur...although thats wishful thinking maybe Wink

    What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
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    Gang rape.

    Oh. I went there. Crying or Very sad
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    Sweatsock

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    Location : Glasgow
    Registration date : 2008-09-15

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  Sweatsock on Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:31 pm

    What's got 3 Legs and used to live on a farm?

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    Paul & Linda McCartney
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    thefonz

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    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  thefonz on Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:59 pm

    What do you call three lepers in a hot tub?

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    porridge!
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    brother of destruction

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    Location : A couple of miles east of parts unknown
    Registration date : 2008-09-15

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    Post  brother of destruction on Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:57 pm

    What's 8 inches long, silver & lies at the bottom of your daughter's bed?

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    Gary Glitter's shoes

    Newcastle's Nativity Play is officially fucked.

    Spoiler:
    There's 1 wise man nobody likes, 11 donkeys & the messiah's fucked off!

    Did watching the Olympic Sprint final remind anyone else of a London nightclub?

    Spoiler:
    1 gun shot & 8 black men start running

    Watching the Olympics, I started wondering "is there anything the Chinese aren't good at?" then I remembered

    Spoiler:
    ....cockle picking
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    iamstevie

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    Location : Behind you...! Nah just kiddin, Stevieland
    Registration date : 2008-09-18

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  iamstevie on Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:07 am

    What's the best thing about shagging thirty-five year olds?

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    There's thirty of 'em!


    Laughing


    Hello!
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    showstealer

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    Age : 74
    Location : The 3rd Division.
    Registration date : 2008-09-17

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  showstealer on Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:26 am

    Gary Glitter was caught buying a case of Bells Whisky

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    He heard it's a smooth 8 year old that goes down easily

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Spoiler:
    rape
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    IOV

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    Age : 33
    Location : Ireland
    Registration date : 2008-09-16

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  IOV on Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:29 am

    How do you make a small cock look bigger?

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    Put it in a childs hand
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    KJ

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    Registration date : 2008-09-21

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  KJ on Tue Sep 23, 2008 1:33 pm

    The Foreign Office have updated their travel advice for those UK nationals travelling to Thailand. The Thai police are cracking down on what clothing can be worn on certain parts of your body.

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    The news comes after Gary Glitter was sentenced to three years in jail for wearing a wee Thai round his cock.

    A blonde goes into a chemist and asks the man behind the counter for some anus deodarant. The Chemist looks puzzled and says "Sorry madam but there is no such thing."

    The blonde insist there is saying "I've had it before and it was from this shop that I bought it." The Chemist continues to look confused and the blonde goes into her bag, saying she has an empty one so he can see.

    She produces a stick of deodarant and says...


    Spoiler:
    "See?! Big letters - TO APPLY PUSH UP BOTTOM"
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    The Phenom

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    Registration date : 2008-09-18

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  The Phenom on Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:35 pm

    What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?
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    I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
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    KJ

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    Registration date : 2008-09-21

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  KJ on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:28 am

    What do you call 100 white guys chasing a black guy across country?

    Spoiler:
    The PGA Tour
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    ThatChumpStain

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    Age : 34
    Registration date : 2008-09-24

    Re: Hey everyone! its "The Poor Taste Joke Thread!"

    Post  ThatChumpStain on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:05 pm

    What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
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    They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
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    ThatChumpStain

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    Post  ThatChumpStain on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:56 pm

    What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?

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    Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.


    Following a whirlwind romance, Gary Glitter is to marry his fiancee tomorrow in Gretna.

    Spoiler:
    When asked why his in-laws weren't invited, he claimed his bride hadn't spoken to her parents since a nightmare holiday last year in Portugal.

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